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Sir John Cass was an English merchant, Tory Member of Parliament and philanthropist. He was also a key figure in the Royal African Company, which was involved in the Atlantic slave trade.
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The VCU Rams women's volleyball program represents Virginia Commonwealth University in NCAA Division I women's volleyball.
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