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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pig that knows karate?","punchline":"A pork chop!","id":212}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
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{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}
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The 1992 Allan Cup was the Canadian senior ice hockey championship for the 1991–92 senior \"AAA\" season. The event was hosted by the Saint John Vito's in Saint John, New Brunswick. The 1992 tournament marked the 84th time that the Allan Cup had been awarded.
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