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\"Everything She Ain't\" is a song by American country music artist Hailey Whitters. It was released on June 1, 2022 as her debut single and the lead single from her third studio album Raised.
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Vicky Donor is the soundtrack album to the 2012 film of the same name directed by Shoojit Sircar and produced by John Abraham, starring Ayushmann Khurrana and Yami Gautam, in their film debuts. The film's soundtrack consisted of eight songs jointly composed by Abhishekâ€