{"type":"general","setup":"How do you find Will Smith in the snow?","punchline":"Look for fresh prints.","id":121}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?","punchline":"It was two-tired.","id":421}
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{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...","punchline":"I'm sorry, we don't serve food here","id":42}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tomato blush?","punchline":"Because it saw the salad dressing.","id":334}
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{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a suspicious looking laptop?","punchline":"Asus","id":379}
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