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{"type":"standard","title":"Mazraat el-Chouf","displaytitle":"Mazraat el-Chouf","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q12242461","titles":{"canonical":"Mazraat_el-Chouf","normalized":"Mazraat el-Chouf","display":"Mazraat el-Chouf"},"pageid":69537134,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Mazraat_el_Chouf.jpg/330px-Mazraat_el_Chouf.jpg","width":320,"height":215},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Mazraat_el_Chouf.jpg","width":3880,"height":2608},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1254780676","tid":"456a57e4-9874-11ef-a4df-cc9a9b05ad5d","timestamp":"2024-11-01T17:11:02Z","description":"Municipality in Mount Lebanon","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":33.64611111,"lon":35.58277778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazraat_el-Chouf","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazraat_el-Chouf?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazraat_el-Chouf?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mazraat_el-Chouf"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazraat_el-Chouf","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mazraat_el-Chouf","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazraat_el-Chouf?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mazraat_el-Chouf"}},"extract":"Mazraat el-Chouf is a municipality in the Chouf District of the Mount Lebanon Governorate in Lebanon. It is located 50 kilometers southeast of Beirut. Its average elevation is 950 meters above sea level and its total land area is 1,359 hectares. Mazraat el-Chouf had 4,330 registered voters in 2010 and the inhabitants are predominantly Druze and Maronites.","extract_html":"

Mazraat el-Chouf is a municipality in the Chouf District of the Mount Lebanon Governorate in Lebanon. It is located 50 kilometers southeast of Beirut. Its average elevation is 950 meters above sea level and its total land area is 1,359 hectares. Mazraat el-Chouf had 4,330 registered voters in 2010 and the inhabitants are predominantly Druze and Maronites.

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Calf Island, between 27.5-acre (111,000 m2) and 31.5-acre (127,000 m2) island about 3,000 feet (910 m) from the Byram shore of Greenwich, Connecticut, in Long Island Sound. It is connected at low tide to the Greenwich Land Trust's Shell Island. The size of the island is a best estimate as different sources cite different sizes for the island; while the oldest estimates put it at around 20-acre (81,000 m2) the GIS system puts it at 31.5-acre (127,000 m2) The island is open for visitors; although, as of the summer of 2006, it was getting relatively few of them.

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