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{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit his job?","punchline":"Because he didn't get arrays.","id":18}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?","punchline":"To go with the traffic jam.","id":324}
{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
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